Speaking of repackaging...Spare me from going on that show "What Not to Wear" and help me tackle one of the many "needs-improvement" areas of my life: fashion. 

I will pay you. Or your friend. Or even a stranger, at this point. You make it look so easy, but it's not for me! I still wear clothes from 15+ years ago and make-up from high school, for that matter. I've shown up to work in a fleece - and no bra - never-mind the day I wore a poncho and a 5th grader rightly said "what ARE you wearing?!?" I was never interested. We grew up with grunge. I dress like my mother. Actually, she buys most of my clothes ;) Whatever the reason, help  me send a more professional image and feel better about my own declining appearance. 

Fact: a student recently (and excitedly!) told me I look like Charlotte Bronte:

Panic! 

One brave soul can tackle the whole job. Outsource me. Better yet, let's divide and conquer and each take one lesson. I'll even make the curriculum for you. All you need to do is show up and...dress me.